The Ballad of John Kricfalusi

John Kricfalusi was a hero!!!!
he spent every day
fighting
for
CARTOONS
powered by bacon
he embarked on his QUEST
to save the CARTOON!
enemies great and small marched against him
Disney, executives, TV's Kyle and all the rest
a great formless LEGION
WRITHING in cartoondom's heart
but through his iron will
his manliness
his harem
his wisdom
and bacon
he saved the CARTOON!