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equius looking on in awe as massive turds rain from a massive herd of aurthors and dirk, uh, has a huge penis I guess while a turd is about to land upon him

Amazement burst and sizzled across his brainpan.
Yes, Equius was overcome by the canopy of wonders scrawled across the sky; a retarded skywizard's most dumb opus.
Heaving, rearing musclebeasts dotted the plains. 10 stories high. Building-sized muscles rippled and ground against each other.The effect was of a sprawling metropolis: population man. Their huge, booming voices blasted across the lands:
"hello would you like some tea"
"crumpets, good sir, some biscuits on the trolley"
"Egads, no soot!"
Dirk was in this carnivale of masculinity, oh yes, he was. Manful in miniature: he struck a pose against the starlight: giant member twitching in the breeze.
Gay thoughts, he thought, gay thoughts: he contempated his desires. Jake, of course, he pondered, but now his affections turned toward the bluish-grey fellow with him. That incredible visage, those muscled arms posed with ajar dynamicism, that shimmering, beating aura of pure POWER and STRENGTH. Jake was having harder and harder troubles holding on, in Dirk's mind.
When suddenly a turd landed upon him and entirely coated his form.

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*farts*
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