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I saw god onceHe was asking for a cup of rice. Going door to door, asking for a cup of rice.

I asked him, "God, why are you asking for rice? You're God, man!" and he said "being God is hungry business man" and I felt sympathy for him.

I figured that giving him a cup of uncooked rice wouldn't be nice so I went to the kitchen to cook some.

I was in there 10-20 minutes, struggling with the rice, because you know I'm not very good at cooking rice. I came out with a steaming cup of rice to find my front door wide open and my stereo gone, God nowhere to be seen.

So I fumed about this for a while and then I thought that God was everywhere, so I went to the ba
buttI have a theory. The whole of reality is actually a Great Being wiping its butt on a massive universal wall of consciousnesses and life is a metaphor for this. So the consciousnesses that are farthest from the butt experience joyful, lucky lives. The consciousnesses who've been wiped not long ago live average lives. The consciousnesses who've just been wiped and are about to be wiped live crappy lives of frequent misfortune. The consciousnesses who are currently being wiped live lives of struggle and suffering and some people are tortured by serial killers and stuff like that because they're getting poo wiped on them because the Great Being d
The VisitationIn the darkness, a light swiftly moved past the window, sweeping illumination across the room.

The young woman didn't react until she heard a strange noise, seemingly very close.

After a few minutes, she adventured outside wielding a flashlight. She passed it across the lawn and then walked to the left side of her house, where she thought the noise came from.

As she rounded the corner she saw that the side of her property was illuminated by an egg-shaped vessel, its many thin bronze legs embedded into the ground.

A trio of beings stood in front of the craft. They were wearing spacesuits, made with what looked like white plastic with dark
The Zerg Storyand there they go

the zerg.... HASS the crep

making drunes

plooping down the building thingies

zer glings

and the hydradipshits

time fur the ATTAC

what the shut

we cannot-/ make our ambusch ovr lernd.......

alright build some bullshot

alroght everyboyd... into-> the O V E R L R O D S

and there they go

they're raping the terrearth guys in the A$$!!!!!!! !

alright thumperarialy repeld... dutu fucking viking bullshut

and ther back.... and now. ultralirsks are invovled. ahaha

i cant BELIEVE what they made take place

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mushroom friendby ~artofguy

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~OprahWinfreyX Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it's so beautiful
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~basicallyareaper Dec 25, 2012  Student General Artist
the moment when i started believing the godly works of artofguy could not become any more detailed, intricate, beautiful, original, and thoughtful, was the moment i got kicked straight in the balls by the newst piece "mushroom firend" that has once again, stunned my corneas and made me cry. keep it up you artistic genius
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~Jayngfet Dec 24, 2012
Lines need work, anatomy needs work even in a stylized sense, the head doesn't even connect properly.

Step your game up man.
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~whuh Dec 24, 2012
he can be my mushroom friend any day
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